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Sunrise was peeking over the hills and treetops of Konogakure and the village was just starting to stir. Stores was starting to open, people was getting ready to go to work and some like our blond little ‘man’ was just lying in bed dreaming about… Hmm things!
The sun was peeking into the room where Naruto was lying in between the two lovely ladies he had spent a night of passion with. The sun hit his eyes making him stir to awakening, at first he didn’t want to move, but the light was to annoying. He opened his eyes slowly to get used to the light, when he did he took a look around the room.
As he looked around the room he came to the conclusion that…’WHERE THE FUCK AM I’ he didn’t know there the fuck he was! Inside his head he heard the Kyuubi snickering at the situation, before he could ask why she cut him off by saying “feel anything out of the ordinary kit?”